Sometime between the sleepy hours of 12:00AM and 9:30AM, peace in the 2240 community was disrupted by yet another poopetrator, who left a large juicy mound on the living room carpet. During this early stage of investigation, the prime suspects include:
Miss Magnolia, who has a recent criminal record.
Miss Zoe, who has been undercover all morning.
Sir Thomas, who was the only man to leave the bedroom when the door was opened this morning.
Chief Inspector Matsui from the 2240 Police Force reports that the team is putting every effort into tracking down the poopetrator. "We will be gathering the alibi of each citizen through mature, one-on-one conversations," she explains. Meanwhile, the Poopmergency Response Team is busily consulting Wikihow in order to find viable solutions for restoring peace and cleanliness to the living room neighborhood.
Check back for further reports on the investigation.
Miss Magnolia, who has a recent criminal record.
Miss Zoe, who has been undercover all morning.
Sir Thomas, who was the only man to leave the bedroom when the door was opened this morning.
Chief Inspector Matsui from the 2240 Police Force reports that the team is putting every effort into tracking down the poopetrator. "We will be gathering the alibi of each citizen through mature, one-on-one conversations," she explains. Meanwhile, the Poopmergency Response Team is busily consulting Wikihow in order to find viable solutions for restoring peace and cleanliness to the living room neighborhood.
Check back for further reports on the investigation.
Citizen Jack recovers from the shock of this morning's turmoil
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