An important town meeting was held today at noon to discuss some pressing issues in the community. In the absence of Mayor Dewar and President Wheeler, Chief Inspector Matsui aka Princess presided over the meeting. She opened the session with a sincere apology for having forgotten to bring her laptop to 2240 yesterday (hence the lack of update). She then preceded to open the discussion to the main focus of the meeting today: how do we as the community of 2240 reconcile the presence of a president, a mayor, and a princess? All attendies were vocal, and the discussion continued well past the scheduled hour. The perplexing existence of three heads of power in such a small community presents obvious questions about both the legitimacy and function of the rulers. After many proposed drafts of governance, the following doctrine was finally unanimously agreed upon by the citizens of 2240:
We the undersigned hereby confirm the necessity for a president, a mayor, and a princess with the understanding that all parties involved enjoy the natural rights to feline-ity, which consists of good food, good drinks, clean litters, and no regrets.
As 2240 awaits the approval of the mayor and the president, all have gathered around the toasty fire for warmth and company:
We the undersigned hereby confirm the necessity for a president, a mayor, and a princess with the understanding that all parties involved enjoy the natural rights to feline-ity, which consists of good food, good drinks, clean litters, and no regrets.
As 2240 awaits the approval of the mayor and the president, all have gathered around the toasty fire for warmth and company:
President Wheeler and Mayor Dewar unanimously approved of the doctrine hashed out by all citizens of 2240. There may be some power struggle between the princess Sato and chief inspector Matsui but we leave it to citizen needles to negotiate. The big mystery is when the other citizens will realize that sir needles is the alpha.
ReplyDeletePW and MD are also delighted with the photographic evidence of warmth and comfort at 2240 as they pack and plan their trip to destination no. 3 on their journey of peace and goodwill to the felines of the Hawaiian islands.
Underwater creatures included a shark, an eel, and an octopus. After stroking said octopus, mayor dewar finds yet another creature that cannot ever be a part of her future diet. The perils of personal connection.