The 2240 Police Force has been highly effective in bringing back calm and orderliness to the community. The most successful of the measures was initiated, not surprisingly, by Chief Inspector Matsui this evening after the dining hours. Tension from yesterday's disturbances lingered in the air as citizens gathered together in the Living Room District for rest and digestion. Matsui entered the room, and without a warning or explanation, began a workout demonstration with an app on her phone. At first, her crunches and planks only received occasional curious glances and twitching whiskers. As Matsui warmed up, however, her high-knee kicks bicycle crunches began to alarm the nearby delinquent teenagers, who watched in awe and fear at her vigorous activity. By the time Matsui began her set of mountain-climbers and v-ups, the youngsters trembled behind couches (tail between legs), knowing not to mess with the Chief Inspector in the future. Matsui completed the 30 minute workout and walked out of the Living Room District having sent an explicit message to the delinquent teenagers without the need for a single word.
On a separate note, Chief Inspector Matsui sends assurance that she will spare the Mayor the trauma of encountering octopus carcases in the freezer upon her return. The newly banned substance is being confiscated and disposed of as we speak.
On a separate note, Chief Inspector Matsui sends assurance that she will spare the Mayor the trauma of encountering octopus carcases in the freezer upon her return. The newly banned substance is being confiscated and disposed of as we speak.
Chief Inspector Matsui happened to come across a plate of baby octopi seared in olive oil and lemon, which she confiscated and disposed of right away.
Mayor Dewar is most intrigued by said phone app that will both trim her thighs AND send a strong message of alpha dominance to the citizens of 2240. C.I.M.akaPrincess must share said app while the president and mayor are on their top secret underground mission so they can engage in said activities in the jungle and on the sand.
ReplyDeleteThe mayor got to pet a live octopus. Sadly this now takes it out of her future dietary consumption. There are serious repercussions to communing with animals. Alas.